Memorable party moment

I'm not gonna talk about a recent moment, cause I don't party too much, really. I'm not saying I've never been in a party in my life; just that in these days, I don't do it frequently. When I was younger I went to parties where I always finished puking. I've even threw up over a table in a friend's house while I was sleeping. And even though I puked in like every party in my early adolescence, I don't find any of these moments memorable, but embarrassing. I think it's because I barely can discern them. So, I'm gonna talk about an even earlier party moment in my life; my birthday when I turned 5 years old.

At that time I was attending to the daycare, I think, and I had some friends in there, so my mother invited them and their parents. My cousins and aunts where invited too, and some other friends as well.
I was a very figety kid, and I remember I liked to run everywhere, punch my brother, and act like a grizzly bear, cause at that time I found grizzly bears the most powerful creatures in the animal kingdom. So, the day of my birthday arrived. Everything was set up: party hats, balloons, confetti, surprises, and even my father prepared a large table in the backyard, so everybody could sit and have some cake. We were all having cake, everybody was all around the table. So, I slipped under the table, and quickly started biting every kid in the forearm, I don't know why. Suddenly, every kid was crying and (my parents told me this) some even left the party. I think my daycare friends never attended to my further birthdays after that, but I don't find it that important cause I stopped talking with them when I entered Primary school. See ya!

The worst movie

I know there are good movies and bad movies. Also, I know there are good bad movies (those you know they are bad, but that doesn't make them less fun), and BAD bad movies (those you know they are bad, but they are not even intended to entertain, or they fail completely at that). Well, I couldn't think a worse movie than this one (even though I REALLY think that first Kramer movie was awful, but I'm not gonna talk about that loser because it would be  wasting my time), cause it really dissapointed me and broke my expectations about the theme of the movie itself, and the director.

WASSUP ROCKERS is a movie by Larry Calrk released in 2005, and it tells the story of a group of high school mexican immigrant kids that live in the suburbs and like to skate, play in a punk rock band, and trespassing neighbour's backyard fences to get shot to death. There is really nothing else to say about this movie or its storyline, cause it is all in the description below, it doesn't get much more deeper than that. Now, let me tell you briefly why this movie sucked so bad, cause I think this topic even lasts to write a manifest, or a manual to suckness. First of all, expectations. You know, Larry Clark proved he can direct a movie amazingly, after that delightful piece of cinema that Kids (1995) is. And the thing is, HOW COULD YOU? how could you direct, and even write a movie that plain, that poorly acted, that boring as this, after doing something so genius than that? Wow, I suddenly got pissed off for just recalling that. Well, I think that's the main reason of Wassup Rocker's suckness. I actually don't want to extend this anymore, don't watch this movie. Bye.

A country I'd like to visit

I'd really like to know other countries, cause I've never travelled anywhere, if its not to the beach during summer. I think that if I had the oportunity I'd go to Japan. 
I think Japan is really cool. I know they have robot fights, it's own mafia, advanced technology, Takeshi Kitano, and big temples and gardens. And also, all that animation stuff, that's really cool too. But what I most like about them it's their weirdness, and a prime example would be Boredoms. Boredoms are a japanese noise rock band I like a lot, among other japanese bands I like, such as Shonen Knife and Melt-Banana.
I wouldn't think twice if I had the oportunity of attending to one of their shows. I've seen them live in videos, and they create a really chaotic atmoshpere where every member of the band is jumping and shouting, pretty cool. Other things I'd like to do in Japan would be playing arcade videogames and visiting that Pokémon amusement park, that is really popular by now; go eat something japanese, and watch television. 

My Ideal Job

I really like pizza a lot. I’ve always wanted to work in a pizzeria when I was a kid, because I wanted to know how they do them, and I wanted to do my own. Later, I discovered that job wasn’t as exciting as I imagine. Actually, I discovered any job was as exciting as I expected. This happened when I had a job for the first time, it was at a retail shop. It wasn’t that bad, but it was exhausting for me at that time. I ended very tired with each day of work.
So, well, that lasted just one month, so it was ok. I finally could rest. But later I needed money again and I found another job at a supermarket. The same thing. It was as exhausting as my last job,  and it was ten hours per day!. I really lost my faith in jobs with those experiences.
I wouldn’t mind to work eight hours per day, and five days a week in a job where I don’t have to talk with people, or anything related to establish contact with them. It would be fine.
I really wish a job testing videogames existed. I would love to do that.